I was stuck in Amsterdam for a week because of the volcano. Now I can't remember my name. What's going on?

At least my friends and family say its been a week. It could have been 3 months for all I know. I've been having some memory problems lately. I can't even remember my name half of the time, or what I had for dinner last night.

Does volcanice ash cause memory loss? Or do you think it was the 4 ounces of purple haze I smoked throughout the week while in Amsterdam? Ok, gotta go, the pizza guy is here and the Chinese food delivery guy just rang the doorbell. Peace.I was stuck in Amsterdam for a week because of the volcano. Now I can't remember my name. What's going on?
Could have been the BAR BITU ATE.....nuff said...
of course the weed.. i've done that i just walked around the city for hours. lol . fun though. hahI was stuck in Amsterdam for a week because of the volcano. Now I can't remember my name. What's going on?
hmmmm... Can you keep a piece of pizza for me? :) . Whenever u forget ur name.. call mine ;)
You lost your mind, memory and dentures.... poor soul :(I was stuck in Amsterdam for a week because of the volcano. Now I can't remember my name. What's going on?
... you are sir bartolomew
i shall name you "Boo"
First of all, you need to get an ointment for that nasty rash, then you can work out what your name is.
That's where you've been! You said you were going out for cigarettes......I thought you left me for someone else.