Monday, February 20, 2012

Are you a Real Man Of Genius?

are u any of these



Mr. Bass Plaque Maker

Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer

Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer

Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy

Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper

Mr. Fake Tattoo Inventor

Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor

Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer

Mr. Garden Gnome Maker

Mr. Giant Foam Finger Maker

Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer

Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer

Mr. Jelly Donut Filler

Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter

Mr. Major League Infield Raker

Mr. Male Football Cheerleader

Mr. Outside the Stadium Peanut Seller

Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver

Mr. Pickled Pig's Feet Eater

Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter

Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer

Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy

Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer

Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer

Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer

Mr. Underwear Inspector #12

Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator

Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor

Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker

Mr. Company Computer Guy

Mr. Edible Underwear Maker

Mr. Experimental Medications Tester

Mr. Golf Ball Washer Inventor

Mr. Hockey Organ Player

Mr. Horsedrawn Carriage Driver

Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer

Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Mr. Professional Figure Skater

Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy

Mr. Renaissance Fair Performer

Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Re-Filler

Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy

Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player

Mr. Airport Baggage Handler

Mr. Athletic Groin Protector Inventor

Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy

Mr. Boombox Carrying Rollerskater

Mr. Centerfold Retoucher

Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer

Mr. Fancy Restaurant Valet Guy

Mr. Giant Inflatable Pink Gorilla Maker

Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor

Mr. Handlebar Mustache Wearer

Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon

Mr. Parade Float Driver

Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer

Mr. Souvenir Snow Globe Maker

Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter

Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer

Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter

Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman

Mr. Airline Meal Chef

Mr. Art School Model Guy

Mr. Baseball Designated Hitter

Mr. Books on Tape Inventor

Mr. Cargo Pants Designer

Mr. Civil War Battle Re-Enactor

Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer

Mr. Discount Suit Salesman

Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker Upper

Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer

Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor

Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler (TV)

Mr. Homemade Pontoon Boat Maker

Mr. In the Car Nose Picker

Mr. Major Highway Line Painter

Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper

Mr. Multi Colored Sweater Wearer

Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer

Mr. Pet Toy Designer

Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy

Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor

Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner

Mr. Really Large Body Building Guy

Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer

Mr. Really, Really, Really Bad Dancer

Mr. Street Lamp Bulb Screwer-Inner

Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer

Mr. Accordion Player Guy

Mr. Adult Film Movie Actor Guy

Mr. Animal Husbandry Expert

Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Joke Writer

Mr. Clip on Tie Inventor

Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy

Mr. Doctor Tree Surgeon

Mr. Excited About Storms Weatherman

Mr. Extra, Extra Strong Glue Maker

Mr. Gangsta Rapper Posse Member

Mr. Gas Station Sandwich Maker

Mr. Ghetto Car Driver

Mr. Guy Wearing a Poncho

Mr. High Protein Diet Guy

Mr. Hot Stock Tip Advice Giver Outer

Mr. In the Park Cartoonist

Mr. Miniature Train Modeler

Mr. Motorcycle Side Car Rider

Mr. New Shoe Tissue Paper Stuffer

Mr. Over The Top Carb Counter

Mr. Oversized Fanny Pack Wearer

Mr. Personal Space Invader

Mr. Portable Toilet Cleaner-Outer

Mr. Reality TV Show Star

Mr. Really, Really Tight Jean wearer

Mr. Restaurant Food Critic Guy

Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer

Mr. Warehouse Shopping Club Member

Mr. Way too Much Team Clothes Wearer

Mr. "Kiss Me I'm Irish" Pin Wearer

Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer

Mr. After Halloween Costume Shop Salesman

Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor

Mr. Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Upper

Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer

Mr. Department Store Mannequin Dresser Upper

Mr. Egg Nog Inventor

Mr. Electric Carving Knife Inventor

Mr. Frozen Turkey Helpline Guy

Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter

Mr. Humongous Pumpkin Grower Guy

Mr. Jean Shorts (JORTS) Inventor

Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic

Mr. Labor Day Inventor

Mr. Las Vegas Trip Taker

Mr. Law Enforcement Cavity Searcher

Mr. Mail-Order Bride Orderer

Mr. Moped Souper-Upper

Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy

Mr. Overzealous Foul Ball Catcher

Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy

Mr. Supermarket Produce Putter Outer

Mr. Apartment Next to the L Tracks Guy

Mr. Artificial Tree Maker

Mr. Boneless Buffalo Wing Inventor

Mr. Cell Phone Holster Wearer

Mr. Enormous SUV Driver

Mr. Exotic Cowboy Boot Wearer

Mr. Fantasy Football Manager Guy

Mr. Hair Gel Over-Geller

Mr. Half-Time Shooting Contest Contestant

Mr. Holiday Gift Regifter Guy

Mr. HotAre you a Real Man Of Genius?
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When it comes to music, yes.
WOW! You typed this entire thing? on a Saturday? Boy, you must have quite a busy social life.



I bet you wish you had a girlfriend. If you did, you wouldn't have to spend your Saturdays posting random trash on the internet...

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