I recently discovered my father was heterosexual. What do I do?

We ordered chinese food. We got Unform Dung, Won Yun Gai, and Too Troll Surprise. We were watching kung fu movies and when the delivery lady showed up my father took too long talking to her, and he aksed her out on a date! I don't remember my mother, she died when I was young, and Dad always told me us boys came from fortune cookies. Is my Dad pregnant?I recently discovered my father was heterosexual. What do I do?
Thanks for showing how ridiculous it sounds when people ask the same question about someone being gay. You're awesome!
No, he is showing a normal interest in someone who physically attracts him. Give him a lot of support as sit seems he has not been out in the dating scene a lot. Men do not get pregnant, women do. I think the Fortune cookie your dad was talking about was in reference to his good fortune in having you boys in his life - not literally from a cookie. Tell him it is ok that he goes out, it is healthy for people to date and go out with others.I recently discovered my father was heterosexual. What do I do?
Ah, ****! Get him to the hospital ASAP!



heterosexuality is a very dangerous disease and must be treated with the utmost caution. You need to be extremely careful, this illness is easy to catch, and god knows that no one wants to go through that!
okokokok, you're going to want to send him to a physchologist who can change him back.i recommend you do this fast to prevent a pregnancy.tell him he'll go to hell if he doesn't change himself.



edit-just read the ridiculous troll who ordered the pizza. smhI recently discovered my father was heterosexual. What do I do?
If you dad is a sea horse he could be. Maybe it was the wrong young guy that caused the problem.

Edit: Will only be the gullible who give serious answers to this. Sure got heaps of answers though. Well done.
How old are you? Because you lack some very basic sex education knowledge most children receive in the 5th grade. If you are still in elementary school then talk to your dad about his new girlfriend. And men cannot get pregnant.
Im so confused answer mine:



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ahhh men can't get pregnant. Yeah the whole "pregnant man" crap everyone was talking about....fake. some ppl will totally disagree with me but it's impossible for a man to get pregnant.
"The only thing worse than catching your parents having sex is catching one of them having sex."

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how do u think u were born, oh wait yeah from fortune cookies....





nvm, yeah your dads prolly on his period thts why he wants a date, i'd watch tht delivery girl tho, she might get your dad pregnant...
Your dad is pregnant, he will poop out a fortune cookie and you will have a baby brother. Abe Lincoln will later on in life beat u and steal your money.
I don't know which is funnier, your question; obviously in reply to Eric ( I beat my gay son up while ordering pizza on the computer) or the fact that so many people gave serious answers
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Be glad he didn't order special sauce of sum yun gai.
i hope you are joking.
easy on the monosodiyum gluttonmate !
He's not your dad. He is an alien from the planet Dorkmaker!
If he is, lets hope the baby doesn't turn out like you.
haha :]
yes your dad is now pregnant tell him I said congrats on the baby let us know if its a girl or a boy.
LOL



Edit: Oh and fu..ck you Nelly! Male seahorses get pregnant so stick that up your cookie.
Dude just how much crack do you smoke??
... what? guys can't become pregnant.
LMAO! You're cool.
attention seeking



but win, all the same.
wow, your retarded lol
Whoa there, man. Why are you so surprised? Are you a Mr. Fruit By The Foot?
unfrom dung.. that sounds nasty lol

your kiding riiight

well let us know if its a girl or a boy lmao
shoot um
i agree with Michele