How do I get my husband to clean up the bed?

He left a big mess in it.. How do I get him to clean it up. He brings in beers, he takes in chinese delivery food and spills it all over the sheets, he drools on the pillows, and he even poops.How do I get my husband to clean up the bed?
Divorce him! You could do better!
I think your husband was a pig in another life and never grew out of it. You need to tell him that you did not marry a child and it is not your job to clean up after him. He needs to clean up his act or your going to leave. If you don't want to deal with it then don't. There is really no reason of asking this advise considering if I was with someone like that I would say see ya and find someone who is not just a gentlemen but also someone who knows that a big boy needs to clean his mess and not expect his women to adopt him and clean him the mess for him like his mommy,How do I get my husband to clean up the bed?
Take off the sheet and shove the nastiest bit under his nose, when he complains tell him that's what you have to sleep with most nights. Tell him to clean up his act or you are getting separate beds, if he doesn't then do it and leave him in his own filth.
just tell him directly and bluntly in a nice way



and ask him to take the sheets to the washing machine and wash them



or ask him to eat at the table near the bed while watching TVHow do I get my husband to clean up the bed?
Tell him you will get Barry Scott round to Cillit bang him if he doesn't sort out his act
mmmmm chinese food sex.
You don't. If he's doing all of that then you need to tell him to CLEAN UP HIS ACT!

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