I suspect my Chinese food delivery boy isn't really Chinese at all, but how can I be sure?

Needless to say, I'm extremely irate over the whole ordeal. Imagine, getting your Chinese food delivered by someone that isn't Chinese! Who ever heard of such a thing!?I suspect my Chinese food delivery boy isn't really Chinese at all, but how can I be sure?
Ask him if he's got a prawn or a lobster downstairs.
ask him if hes really chinese and threaten him with a gunI suspect my Chinese food delivery boy isn't really Chinese at all, but how can I be sure?
i know eh?

weeeeeerd :P
i got my chinese food delivered by an indian a couple timesI suspect my Chinese food delivery boy isn't really Chinese at all, but how can I be sure?
does it matter then so long as you get your chinese meal. i have mine regularly delivered by a non chinese person
Why don't you just ask him? My chinese delivery person is a mexican woman if that makes you feel better.
look at his eyes?

bento